Friends. Everyone needs friends. And no, you can't have any of mine.

Leslie. Leslie has a Tripod web page (it may move in a while). Leslie is my former roommate's ex-wife's current husband's father-in-law's son's ex-girlfriend. We've known each other for years. She started a science fiction convention, called CONvergence (I still call it LeslieCon). She's from DC originally, and can speak in accents that I find unbelievable.

Kelly. Kelly has no web page. Kelly is alone in the world. She shares a studio with my wife, and she's really cool. I'd put links to her stuff, but there aren't any.

Russ. Russ also has no web page, so far as I can tell. Russ is also my spouse's friend. He's very very into Scottish things. If a thing is Scottish, Russ is into it. Especially if it's a Scottish sheep. I can only say this because he doesn't read the WWW.

Scott Stenwick. Scott was my roommate in college (and no, he's not the former roommate mentioned above.)

Dave Leppik. Dave has a web page. He was one of the first people I knew who had a genuinely pointless CGI script - he had a page that would show you randomly selected scans of fortune cookie fortunes. I bet it took him a month to get all the crumbs out of the scanner!

Jordan Wood. Jordan is Dave's spouse. I don't think she has a web page. Poor Jordan.